Exercise Seekers Prints

Circular Walk.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Exercise Class

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"OK, ready to go again?"

Running

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Jogging Bottoms