Playful Fitness Seeker Pillows

Exercise Machines

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Only Clowns

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Fast Food Dieter

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Pelobong

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Late Bloomers

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Fitness in church.

'Consider it part of a stimulus package. Do a good job cleaning out the gutters and you get the hole box.'

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

"Pace yourself, Mother."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

Tandem cyclists

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

Javelin

Weight washers.

'Diets are easy, I've been on loads of them.'

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

Beginner Level Escalators