Playtime Seeker Pillows

Kid at front door with mobile. 'Hello Mrs. Howser. Can Jason come out to play?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

If you're happy and you know it...

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."