Playtime Seeker Gifts

Kid at front door with mobile. 'Hello Mrs. Howser. Can Jason come out to play?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'He lives for his holidays.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'The girls must be feeling better...'

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool