Childhood Fun Seeker Gifts

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

The Zoo.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Pesky students.

Too much monkey business...

He likes to make work fun

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Circus Act

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."