Family Fun Seekers Gifts

"Are we there yet!"

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"I love how you children are taking to our summer home!"

We're leaving, Twig! I'm saying goodbye! Let's go! I'll get you back on Facebook in 3 hours! You hate social media. I do, but

'I love dogs that come in family size.'

"When did mom and dad get more excited about Halloween than we get?"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Duck Hunt

'She's just great with the children.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Swinging

'The kids were so sweet...'

Balloon Kids

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.