Fun-loving Families Gifts

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'

"He goes to a real party preschool."

'Officer, I'm not sure if my Dad is drunk. He's just old so he doesn't know any of the new tricks like touching his nose.'

Toys for Tots

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"Santa left a Yule Log in the toilet!"

"I figured out how to get them to clean up the leaves. I hid their phones in them."

"Why feel bad? We do actually need to eat, and they'll never even know there was a twin."

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'She's just great with the children.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Balloon Kids

'The kids were so sweet...'

Swinging

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.