Fun-loving Relatives Gifts

'Did you find any clothes?'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

Dog traps the postman.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Multisports

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

I am to blame.

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

'She's a lousy cook, but it's great fighting food.'

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

Switchback Playground.

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'

Toys for Tots

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

"He goes to a real party preschool."

'Hey, you eat with your face in the bowl, you're not house-broken, you can drool as good as I can and you're a quadruped... Mind if I call you 'Brother'?'

"I figured out how to get them to clean up the leaves. I hid their phones in them."

'Her first telekinesis!'

Skateboarding