Playful Cousins Gifts

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

Bitchbark Canoe

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Mixed Doubles.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Children's Nursery

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

PJ Parties

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'Mom can I have another apple?'

'Did you find any clothes?'

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

He knows a few words, but he doesn't stay on message.

Toys for Tots

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'