Playful Siblings Gifts

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Snowman

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Children's Nursery

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

Early Learning Centre

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

"She's a natural!"

"Trust me, Elaine, having kids changes you!"

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.