Sibling Antics Enthusiast Gifts

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'He took a fetching class.'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

I'm calling for back-up

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

"Beware of watchdog."

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

Why are you stinging yourself? Why are you stinging yourself? Scorpion older brothers are the worst.

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

'I'm gonna die.'