Sibling Antics Enthusiast Pillows

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'He took a fetching class.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

"Beware of watchdog."

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"Gracie, get out of my room! Must I remind you that I am a martial artist in training?"

'I'm gonna die.'

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'