Sibling Humor Lover Pillows

"My sister takes a bath every day - she's a mud wrestler."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Bathroom Fairy

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

Sick Exhibitionist

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"Note cards, like a TV talk-show host! Now I can talk intelligently on any subject!"

"Can I see his resume?"

101 uses of a dead cat: ladder.

Trump's thoughts on 9/11

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

Looking Forward.

"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"

'Please leave your message after the tone...'

"Do you ever just stop and think about all the disgusting things there are to put in your mouth?"

'Here's the deal: I can't dig right now and can't trust other dogs... So, there's a carrot for you each time you dig out one of my bones...'

'hey, hey, hey! Not in the house! Go outside if you're going to throw your little brother around!'

Conjoined strangers.

'Sorry, but Mum made me bring my dopey sister along.'

'I told you kids someone was going to get hurt in a 'food fight'!'