Sibling Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Sorry, but Mum made me bring my dopey sister along.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

Bathroom Fairy

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

Sick Exhibitionist

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"Note cards, like a TV talk-show host! Now I can talk intelligently on any subject!"

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

101 uses of a dead cat: ladder.

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

Trump's thoughts on 9/11

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.

Slow day at the Oval Office...

Those bubble wrap kids.

"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"

'Please leave your message after the tone...'

"Do you ever just stop and think about all the disgusting things there are to put in your mouth?"

"Mom! Andy left his shedded skin in the tub again!!"

'Here's the deal: I can't dig right now and can't trust other dogs... So, there's a carrot for you each time you dig out one of my bones...'

"My sister takes a bath every day - she's a mud wrestler."