Sibling Humor Fans Pillows

Conjoined strangers.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'That's my Brother - He hasn't learned to walk yet!'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

Sick Exhibitionist

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

"Note cards, like a TV talk-show host! Now I can talk intelligently on any subject!"

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

Big Brother

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

Trump's thoughts on 9/11

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'Life isn't fair - My brother has a neat sister, but all I've got is this stupid brother!"

"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"

"Do you ever just stop and think about all the disgusting things there are to put in your mouth?"

'Here's the deal: I can't dig right now and can't trust other dogs... So, there's a carrot for you each time you dig out one of my bones...'