Sibling Humor Fans Pillows

Conjoined strangers.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'That's my Brother - He hasn't learned to walk yet!'

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

Sick Exhibitionist

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

Big Brother

"Note cards, like a TV talk-show host! Now I can talk intelligently on any subject!"

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"That Marc Anthony's no big deal. You take away his looks, his talent and his personality...and what do you have?"

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.

Trump's thoughts on 9/11

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

'Life isn't fair - My brother has a neat sister, but all I've got is this stupid brother!"

"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"

'Here's the deal: I can't dig right now and can't trust other dogs... So, there's a carrot for you each time you dig out one of my bones...'