Sibling Antics Fan Pillows

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Bathroom Fairy

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.