Sibling Antics Pillows

Those bubble wrap kids.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Bathroom Fairy

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

Teddy Tree is trying out for lacrosse. LOL! No way! That spazoid nerd? Hey! No one disses my little brother! Ok. Ok! Sorry! That's my job.

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

"Gracie, get out of my room! Must I remind you that I am a martial artist in training?"

'I'm gonna die.'

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."