Sibling Shenanigans Pillows

Boy threatens to put his guinea pig on his sister's neck

'And now it's time for all-skate. Well, except for Sam.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

Wow, you and your sister look really similar, don't you?

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Bathroom Fairy

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

'My brother ate my homework.'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.

"Gracie, get out of my room! Must I remind you that I am a martial artist in training?"

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

Teddy Tree is trying out for lacrosse. LOL! No way! That spazoid nerd? Hey! No one disses my little brother! Ok. Ok! Sorry! That's my job.