Sibling Shenanigans Specialist Pillows

'My brother ate my homework.'

Bathroom Fairy

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Act your birth order!"

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

'MOM! -- Samantha called me names in her diary!'

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

'How do you figure?'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

Little Brother for Sale: 'I don't care what he did!'

'I have an older brother too, so I know what it's like to be in middle-management.'

"I never noticed how much you guys look alike! Que chulos!"

"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"