Sibling Shenaniganist Pillows

"I never noticed how much you guys look alike! Que chulos!"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

Bathroom Fairy

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

'My brother ate my homework.'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

"Hey, will you kids stop trying to stick fridge magnets on your Aunt Marge!"

Don�t waste your peas! Ok! Snort! Ow! What are you doing? Not wasting my peas.

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

Slow day at the Oval Office...

Those bubble wrap kids.

'Here's the deal: I can't dig right now and can't trust other dogs... So, there's a carrot for you each time you dig out one of my bones...'

"Mom! Andy left his shedded skin in the tub again!!"

'hey, hey, hey! Not in the house! Go outside if you're going to throw your little brother around!'

'And now it's time for all-skate. Well, except for Sam.'

'Sorry, but Mum made me bring my dopey sister along.'

'I told you kids someone was going to get hurt in a 'food fight'!'