Twin Shenanigans Pillows

"For some reason, people drink a lot less since I brought my twin brother into the business."

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

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'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

'My brother ate my homework.'

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

'Ordinarily no two legal problems are alike. However, in your case...'

"You remind me of someone. Oh, yeah, him"

Those bubble wrap kids.

"I never noticed how much you guys look alike! Que chulos!"

'hey, hey, hey! Not in the house! Go outside if you're going to throw your little brother around!'

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

'Oog considers anything under 500 pounds to be snack food.'

'Isn't it amazing how we can fall asleep standing?'

'And now it's time for all-skate. Well, except for Sam.'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

'I told you kids someone was going to get hurt in a 'food fight'!'

Boy shouting at and frightening an old lady

Boy threatens to put his guinea pig on his sister's neck