Twin Shenanigans Gifts

"For some reason, people drink a lot less since I brought my twin brother into the business."

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

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"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

'My brother ate my homework.'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

'Ordinarily no two legal problems are alike. However, in your case...'

"You remind me of someone. Oh, yeah, him"

"I never noticed how much you guys look alike! Que chulos!"

Those bubble wrap kids.

'Oog considers anything under 500 pounds to be snack food.'

'Isn't it amazing how we can fall asleep standing?'

'hey, hey, hey! Not in the house! Go outside if you're going to throw your little brother around!'

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

'And now it's time for all-skate. Well, except for Sam.'

'I told you kids someone was going to get hurt in a 'food fight'!'

Boy shouting at and frightening an old lady