Shenanigans Gifts

Boy shouting at and frightening an old lady

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

"I never noticed how much you guys look alike! Que chulos!"

'I couldn't help notice, Miss, we seem to be going to the same place.'

Man riding a fish

'Hot! Hot!'

'I demand a second opinion!'

'Isn't it amazing how we can fall asleep standing?'

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

"For some reason, people drink a lot less since I brought my twin brother into the business."

"Stealing office supplies, eh? I'm in for murder one!"