Shopping Shenanigans Gifts

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"I shop, therefore I am."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"How much is the sign?"

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Shove' (at big sale).

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

'Hi, yourself.'

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

Supermarket trolley repairs

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

Snowman tries on carrot noses.

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

'I don't know what it is, but I want it! It's 20 percent off!'

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

'She shopped 'till she dropped.'

Lots of people helping out with the self-service machine.

'That was an expensive itchy nose.'

'Whoa, whoa lady take the long way home.'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

"It's the only way I can get him to come shopping with me."