Shopping Humorous Gifts

'This is the only way I can get him to come shopping with me...'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Pirates at the mall.

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"How much is the sign?"

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Pirate trying on parrots.

Shop signs.

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Great moments in shopping

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Self Checkout

"Footwear's upstairs, Sir"

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

Fresh milk - Self service

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,'

Woman walking past Five Guys.

Crap Nav

'He's been visiting IKEA with someone else.'

Snowman tries on carrot noses.

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"

'Some achieve fame. I've achieved a stack of catalogs full of sticky notes.'

Market items.

Gross pig size!

'The store was out of light bulbs, so I got lite beer instead.'

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

Aisle 3 Loaves and fishes

Snacks, Condiments, Necessary Evils.