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Dysfunctional family size products

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(Visual gag) FITTING ROOMS People having fits in special rooms

Shop signs.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Pirates at the mall.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"How much is the sign?"

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

Pirate trying on parrots.

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

Great moments in shopping

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'It's you.'

"Footwear's upstairs, Sir"

Wal-Mart Bank of Canada.

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

"Well,hopefully we only have to wear them for a week or two."

Fresh milk - Self service

Missing Person: Last seen shopping

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