Scent Shenanigans Gifts

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Mum, I got the job!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Do you smell something?"

The Frankenstein snowman.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

'Don't pay any attention to him . . . his social networking relies on his sense of smell.'

"Young Master downright lied to Mistress! I can smell he didn't use soap or shampoo when he took his bath!"

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

'It's normal for pets and their owners to look alike, but you two are starting to SMELL alike.'

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'