Supernatural Shenanigans Gifts

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"..and to my cat, Wilhelm, I leave my wifes best couch."

The invention of baseball.

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

"I never noticed how much you guys look alike! Que chulos!"

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

Man riding a fish

'Hot! Hot!'

'I demand a second opinion!'

'Oog considers anything under 500 pounds to be snack food.'

Lots of people helping out with the self-service machine.

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'