Supernatural Shenanigans Gifts

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"Mum, I got the job!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

"..and to my cat, Wilhelm, I leave my wifes best couch."

The invention of baseball.

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

"I never noticed how much you guys look alike! Que chulos!"

'Hot! Hot!'

Man riding a fish

'I demand a second opinion!'

Lots of people helping out with the self-service machine.

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

'Oog considers anything under 500 pounds to be snack food.'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'