Sea Shenanigans Gifts

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Man riding a fish

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

Mobsters at the Beach

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

The invention of baseball.

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

'I demand a second opinion!'

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

'Hot! Hot!'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

'And now it's time for all-skate. Well, except for Sam.'

'I sent Higgins on a wild goose chase so we could get some work done.'

The Margate Fish Thief