Beachside Shenanigans Gifts

Mobsters at the Beach

'She'll never look for me here.'

Building giant sand pies.

Sharks hate practical jokes.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"Not exactly a snowman!"

'Donald! You're wearing your thong back to front!'

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

Seriously? Boom! Pow, pow, pow!

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'Old fart and the sea'

'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

On A Polluted Beach

'It's just that when I said 'I wish I was a babe magnet'...'

'A working vacation, your honor?'

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

'She's always got to go one better.' (Two catty ladies knitting, talking about the other lady at a loom).

'I wanted a burial service, he wanted cremation, so I decided to compromise and have him clambaked.'

"What I love about this sport is you can just go anytime you want."

"I've heard of a 'camel toe' but that is ridiculous."

Man riding a fish

"I'm never using SPF zero again."

I wonder how we can keep the private water from mixing with the other water. Private beach.

"Do you recognise the individual who stole your chips on the pier?"

'How was I meant to know it was only for men?'