Showbiz Shenanigans Gifts

"Mum, I got the job!"

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Magic Accident

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'Can you do anything else?'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Like / Whatever

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

'I've received celebrity status!'

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

TV programme - The Eggs Factor

Celebrity PR agency.

Football ground toilets include one for mascots.

'Hot! Hot!'

'I demand a second opinion!'

'Isn't it amazing how we can fall asleep standing?'