Fashionista Shenanigans Gifts

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Mum, I got the job!"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Poisson d'Avril!

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Too dressy?'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Tank color choices.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Salad Hat

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Do-over

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Bathing suit.

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'