Fashionista Shenanigans T-Shirts

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Middle-Age Superheroes

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"Mum, I got the job!"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Poisson d'Avril!

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'Too dressy?'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'They're pinching my toes!'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

Do-over

Salad Hat

Tank color choices.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'