Foolery Fashionista T-Shirts

Poisson d'Avril!

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'They're pinching my toes!'

Leopards do change their spots

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

Sun. Rain.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Salad Hat

"It seems I'm having some credibility issues."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Beauty Shop

Fairy Queen

Steampunk

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

Horse costume.

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

2 Live J. Crew

"What the difference between these two old men?"

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

Dog Days

'I guess that's why they invented gravity.'

Tennis

'By the time we finish it's gone out of fashion and we have to start all over again.'