Foolery Fashionista Pillows

Poisson d'Avril!

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

Leopards do change their spots

'They're pinching my toes!'

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Salad Hat

Sun. Rain.

Fairy Queen

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Steampunk

"I don't know...it's just not you."

Beauty Shop

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

Horse costume.

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

2 Live J. Crew

"What the difference between these two old men?"

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

Dog Days

Tennis

36 waist' - 'Mmm... comfy' - '34' Waist' - 'This would be easier with a corset.' - '32' waist' - 'Uh-oh... I can't feel my legs.' -

'By the time we finish it's gone out of fashion and we have to start all over again.'