Fickle Fashionista Pillows

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Great British Eccentrics.

Hats and Food

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Unicorn in the Woods

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Foxy lady

Poisson d'Avril!

Burlyesque

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

Watering can helmet.

The Formal Street Artist

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

Hipster Coffee

Monster slippers.