Fickle Fashionista Gifts

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Great British Eccentrics.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Hats and Food

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Unicorn in the Woods

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Foxy lady

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Poisson d'Avril!

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

Burlyesque

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Watering can helmet.

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

The Formal Street Artist

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Operation Tattoo

Pants Uglifier!

Gator Painter.

Monster slippers.

A Psychiatrist on his day off...