Forgetful Fashionista Gifts

'Things you forgot to put on your list.'

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

'Shane!... Come back!'

'Morning, Judy, Ever have one of those days when you feel like you forgot something'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Middle-Age Superheroes

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

Belated Birthday Cards

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

A cavalier gentleman.

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I forgot my keys!'

"Whatever you do, DON'T go in there! It's the mummy's purse!"

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

"Yes, they do make you look taller."

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

Two cats, cica 1987

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'