Forgetful Fashionista Mugs

'Things you forgot to put on your list.'

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

'Shane!... Come back!'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

A cavalier gentleman.

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

'I forgot my keys!'

"Yes, they do make you look taller."

Two cats, cica 1987

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

Fears

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.