Lost And Found Fashionista Mugs

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Blue Dress and Feather

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

Amy Winehouse

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

Will Curl Lip For Food

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Dancing on the beach

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Love and champaign

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

Pizza London Eye

The Queen Mother

'I can't give you a raise right now, but you can have one of my old suits.'

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

"Of course, you'll have to be on the qui vive during the blackouts."

A Macaroni in 1773

Handlebar Moustache Man

Romance in the Ocean

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

A seamstress with balloons

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Shoulder-pads.

"Uh – do I have to do anything?"