Mourning Fashionista Mugs

Man buying a mourning-band from a hatter

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I forgot my keys!'

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'

'Well it was his request to be burried in a flat-pack coffin.'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

'Things you forgot to put on your list.'

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

Bouncer picks out good-looking woman in queue for heaven. Man says: 'This, I did not expect.'

Fears

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.

"Nice to see young people dressed respectfully."

'Hazmat suits are the new normal.'

"Wow. I need either new glasses or a new hairdo."

Shop assistant looking at woman wearing a hideous outfit while her shadow is sick in a bucket.

Minimal Chic.

Undertakers