Fashionista Gone Ghostly Gifts

'Sorry that you can't take it with you, but without the sales receipt, you can't get a refund either.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

A cavalier gentleman.

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

'I hate it when she gets perms'

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I forgot my keys!'

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'Things you forgot to put on your list.'

'This shirt was great back in high school and it's even better today!!!'

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

Bouncer picks out good-looking woman in queue for heaven. Man says: 'This, I did not expect.'

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.

Fears

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.