Fashionista In The Afterlife Gifts

Most folks just go with the white.

'What really burns me up is that I just bought this suit!'

Bouncer picks out good-looking woman in queue for heaven. Man says: 'This, I did not expect.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Nice haircut."

Pizza London Eye

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

'I hate it when she gets perms'

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

A cavalier gentleman.

'Well it was his request to be burried in a flat-pack coffin.'

"First Adam dumped me, then Bruno two-timed me. I'll always think of those guys as my first pair of heels."

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

"Nice to see young people dressed respectfully."

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

Undertakers

GPs to be required to deal with 'lifestyle' issues. I can advise you on smoking, exercise and obesity issues,but whether that T-shirt makes you look 'buff' is outside of my remit.

"I never knew we got to choose argon or neon!"

Man buying a mourning-band from a hatter

"You're not going out wearing that tie with that shirt are you?"

'Sorry that you can't take it with you, but without the sales receipt, you can't get a refund either.'

'She's the neighborhood watch.'

'And I'm not really a sensible shoes type of fella.'

"At least someone's trying to keep these markets stimulated."

The Rebrand