Fashionista Undead Gifts

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Ariana Grande caricature

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Steampunk

Fairy Queen

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

Leonore from Il Trovatore

'Like I said in the ad - GSOH.'

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Wrapping up trees.

"Notice anything different about me?"

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

'A player' carried in his sedan chair, preceded by his footman

"She shopped, but she never dropped."

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'Well it was his request to be burried in a flat-pack coffin.'

Bouncer picks out good-looking woman in queue for heaven. Man says: 'This, I did not expect.'

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.

"Fairy Friday."

"Nice to see young people dressed respectfully."

Goth Moths

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."