Fashionista From Hell Gifts

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Poisson d'Avril!

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

Salad Hat

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Hoody Woodpecker.

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'I hate it when she gets perms'

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

'Go and tell your Mom that she has her Bikini on back to front again.'

Horse costume.

"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."

"I am not flying south with you, Harold, if you insist on wearing that stupid hat!"

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

I (upside down heart) NY.

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

"I recently went wireless."

'Since issuing hospital gowns to them we've saved on air-conditioning.'

Let's pretend these unloved looks are key trends for 2024

Some people just can't wear snug fitting woollens.

Stupid T-Shirt

Raoul forgot that Pete was a body-builder!

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."