Fearful Fashionista Gifts

Fears

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Salad Hat

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"We have to work on our tan lines."

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'I'll take it!'

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

'Things you forgot to put on your list.'

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

Style or Parody? - You Decide.

'Hazmat suits are the new normal.'

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

GPs to be required to deal with 'lifestyle' issues. I can advise you on smoking, exercise and obesity issues,but whether that T-shirt makes you look 'buff' is outside of my remit.

Man buying a mourning-band from a hatter

"You're not going out wearing that tie with that shirt are you?"

'Morning, Judy, Ever have one of those days when you feel like you forgot something'

Bad Bad Day

"My consumer confidence has been replaced with consumer sarcasm."

The Rebrand

'It's true that the order has relaxed the dress code somewhat, Sister Catherine, but spandex is still a no-no.'

"Darn, it was just a dream, we're not swathed in Gucci"

'Shane!... Come back!'

"Pretty sure of herself, isn't she?"

Nothing really changed. He still hated shopping.

"Why do you wear those baggy pants?"