Fashionista In Crisis Gifts

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Middle-Age Superheroes

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"Wow, you look sexy today."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"We have to work on our tan lines."

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

"Whatever you do, DON'T go in there! It's the mummy's purse!"

"What have you got that says, 'not guilty'?"

Most folks just go with the white.

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

'Things you forgot to put on your list.'

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

Fears

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

Bouncer picks out good-looking woman in queue for heaven. Man says: 'This, I did not expect.'

'Call me an idealist, but I believe this trial should be about more than mere testimony, evidence and legal mumbo jumbo. It should also be about which lawyer has the best three-piece suit.'

'It's the best charity shop in the high street.'

"Wow. I need either new glasses or a new hairdo."

Shop assistant looking at woman wearing a hideous outfit while her shadow is sick in a bucket.

Minimal Chic.

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

'Hazmat suits are the new normal.'