Fashionista At Odds Gifts

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Middle-Age Superheroes

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"

"I'm sorry...to work at Abbercrummy & Fetch, you must have an 'All-American' look."

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"I've hired more attorneys. I call it the Layered Lawyer Look for Spring."

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

"Whatever you do, DON'T go in there! It's the mummy's purse!"

'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

"What have you got that says, 'not guilty'?"

'Call me an idealist, but I believe this trial should be about more than mere testimony, evidence and legal mumbo jumbo. It should also be about which lawyer has the best three-piece suit.'

Fears

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.

'It's the best charity shop in the high street.'

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

Minimal Chic.

"Wow. I need either new glasses or a new hairdo."