Fashionista Outlaws Gifts

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Middle-Age Superheroes

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

"I've hired more attorneys. I call it the Layered Lawyer Look for Spring."

'Honey, before you go out tonight, I would like to have a little chat with the prince of darkness.'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

"Whatever you do, DON'T go in there! It's the mummy's purse!"

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

"What have you got that says, 'not guilty'?"

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

'I'll take it!'

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

'Call me an idealist, but I believe this trial should be about more than mere testimony, evidence and legal mumbo jumbo. It should also be about which lawyer has the best three-piece suit.'

GPs to be required to deal with 'lifestyle' issues. I can advise you on smoking, exercise and obesity issues,but whether that T-shirt makes you look 'buff' is outside of my remit.

"Wow. I need either new glasses or a new hairdo."

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

Shop assistant looking at woman wearing a hideous outfit while her shadow is sick in a bucket.

Minimal Chic.

"You're not going out wearing that tie with that shirt are you?"

The Rebrand