Fashionista Outlaws Gifts

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"I've hired more attorneys. I call it the Layered Lawyer Look for Spring."

'Honey, before you go out tonight, I would like to have a little chat with the prince of darkness.'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

'I'll take it!'

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

'Call me an idealist, but I believe this trial should be about more than mere testimony, evidence and legal mumbo jumbo. It should also be about which lawyer has the best three-piece suit.'

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

"Wow. I need either new glasses or a new hairdo."

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

Shop assistant looking at woman wearing a hideous outfit while her shadow is sick in a bucket.

GPs to be required to deal with 'lifestyle' issues. I can advise you on smoking, exercise and obesity issues,but whether that T-shirt makes you look 'buff' is outside of my remit.

Minimal Chic.

"You're not going out wearing that tie with that shirt are you?"

'It's true that the order has relaxed the dress code somewhat, Sister Catherine, but spandex is still a no-no.'