Fashion Outlaw Gifts

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'More hair than brains.'

Man burning his tie.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"How's it look back there?"

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"Fashion Week"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."